Where Babies Come From

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George: Wait, I thought that I wasn’t born?

Clarence: Oh George, you don’t understand Chaos Theory at all! When you weren’t born, it caused the creation of a WHOLE DIFFERENT TIMELINE. You not being born caused such a disturbance in space time that it resulted in you being born.

[Rich George lights his cigar with a hundred dollar bill, and then uses his cigar to light another hundred dollar bill on fire.]

George: What?

Clarence: Consequently, in this timeline, you are an extremely rich, yet extremely arrogant aristocrat who is going to learn the true meaning of Christmas tonight by being visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.

George: This doesn’t make any sense!

Clarence: Don’t get mad at me, George. I’m only here to show you Christmas Present, I can’t change the past.

George: This is the present?

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The smell of the mail

I have never quite understood why things in the mail have this weird smell that other paper products do not. It's not even a nice smell but it seems to be on all the leaflets, pamphlets and the occasional envelope.

Does it smell like that at the place where these things are printed? Do people get turned on by that smell? Does smelling it make the smeller instantly feel like buying whatever junk they're offering? Is there a jungle somewhere in the world where all the trees smell like that? Hmm... ...

Well this is lame...

The client my group gets assigned for our final-year E-commerce Project has been uncontactable (is that a word?) since 2 weeks ago and we're supposed to hand in an e-marketing plan for them in 2 weeks time. Supposedly the client is out stationed (outstationed?) and unreachable until early July, and even that is not certain. How the hell are we expected to do something for them if we don't know anything about them???

My tutor tells us that's the way it is in the real world. Some clients just are troublesome. Now of course this situation isn't exactly like in the real world. A real client can be rejected if found to be too troublesome. Rejecting this client, however, cannot be done without totally screwing ourselves over.

*sigh*

Procrastination

...has been with me I believe since secondary school. I have been thinking of starting this blog since April and have only just started it now.
When I was in lower secondary this actually caused me a lot of trouble. I had detention almost every week simply because I did not hand in my homework. Come to think of it, that was terribly lame.
After I left secondary school however it seems this has become much less of a problem. Not because I am any less a procrastinator, but because I just am not rushed for work as much. I predict if this carries on it will go on holding me back from my full potential without me ever doing much about it because, honestly, I can't imagine getting into any serious trouble from procrastinating - most things just are not time critical.

I should do something about this though, shouldn't I?

Weird Japanese

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